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Manufacturer At Lily of Granada we know all about being a chesty woman on a tight budget! That is why we created High-Caliber Value, a line of self-defense weapons for the full-bosomed woman in the most popular styles and colors - all for only $214.99 - each day, every day!
Muggers, rapists, serial killers, abusive ex-boyfriends ... what's a big-busted girl to do? Well, the Lily of Granada 9mm Submachine Gun is the lightweight, compact self-defense system answer with the same straight line construction and design of the world renowned Victoria's Secret M14 Rifle, at a fraction of the cost. This straight line construction, coupled with the low recoil associated with 9mm ammunition, provides highly accurate fire with less muzzle climb, especially for the larger breasted woman. Less recoil also facilitates ease of use and improves accuracy. Like our Mrs. M60 Carbine and Cutie-Commando models, the Lily of Granada 9mm SMG fires from closed bolt, is equipped with a 4-position sliding boobstock and is readily field stripped without the need of special tools.
FEATURES:
Gas operating system featuring blowback / closed bolt operation
Straight-line construction disperses recoil around the breast and straight back to the shoulder, increasing handling capabilities
High caliber respect for one's self; regard for one's character; laudable self-esteem
Comes in four delectable color schemes
Cartridge case deflector allows easy operation in both right and left handed shooting positions for increased tactical applications
Matching Bikini panties included. Constructed of sheer, stretch lace
'Birdcage' flashhider helps eliminate flash and dust signatures
Lightweight and feminine "Barelythere" Style SMG 2112.
Front barrel lug allows for mounting of many matching accessories
SPECIFICATIONS:
CALIBER: 9mm
METHOD OF OPERATION: Gas; Blowback; Closed bolt
COLORS: Mauve, Pine, Hena, Patchouli (See above)
MAGAZINE CAPACITY: 50 rounds
MUZZLE VELOCITY: 1300 ft/sec (396 m/sec)
EFFECTIVE RANGE: 150 m
RATE OF FIRE: 800 - 1200 rpm
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12 of 12 people found the following review helpful:
Bling Bang!, July 4, 2008
Reviewer: Felicia Thomas, Exotic Dancer - See all my reviews
About five years ago at the Boobs-eye View, (the club where I dance), I had to help my girlfriend Margie get away from this guy who went berserk and was holding a knife to her throat. I pulled my Lily of Granada 9mm and fired a round that hit him in the forearm just below the elbow. The impact spun him around completely and threw him to the ground. It was then that I knew why this was the gun that all of my girlfriends were carrying. Stylish, compact and with loads of stopping power. After five years, it's still as vivid in my memory as if it has happened yesterday, and I would never leave home without Lily of Granada SMG.
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10 of 15 people found the following review helpful:
Killing them softly, June 3, 2006
Reviewer: Peaches LaToure, Actress - See all my reviews
Experience and practice give many showgirls the capability to fire three short, two-round bursts at each target they engage, and every dancer I know carries a Lily of Granada 9mm submachine gun because of its high-caliber knockdown capability. My 9mm normally serves as a backup when there is no time to grab my Mrs. M60, but I also use it for accuracy when I am firing on a 'bad guy'. Showgirls train extensively with their weapons to expand their skill at accomplishing difficult shots. However, some of the showgirls I work with also carry the Lily of Granada 'Men-O-Pause' 12-gauge shotgun for "minor nuisances", like locked doors or touchy-feely middle-aged guys who wander over from the convention center. Those chauvinist-pigs should remember that self-respect is the fruit of discipline; and a sense of personal dignity grows with the ability to say no, especially to oneself.
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