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A novel by C. Samples
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Availability: This item will be released on October 17, 2012. You may order it now and we will ship it to you when it arrives. Exclusively from Virago.com
Publishers's age: 15 years and up
Our recommended age: 21 - 50 years
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Box Size (in inches): 8.50 x 10.00 x 7.00
Shipping weight: 15.00 pounds.
ASIN: V0326743AMP
SKN: 089235091
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They say that time heals all wounds, and that is especially true if you're a buxom and immortal vampire princess. Injuries mend, burns disappear, limbs reappear; but for the "Dark Princess Ayse," a wounded heart never heals. So it is for Ayse Shugrue, Author C. Samples oft-mentioned and beloved priestess of the undead. You've heard parts of her exploits in past volumes of the Dark Imp Archives, but never so fully and never in her own words.
In Pointed and Erect Celluloid Blood Trap, Samples weaves a tale of love, desire, corpse mutilation and boobs as she fills in the details concerning the early life and exploits of the Dark Princess Ayse. A gripping tale of an ancient and thoughtful, yet deeply homicidal 378-year-old stacked vampire princess "who possesses all the emotion, lust and confusing inner-dialog of a mortal woman."
In 1732, after fleeing from her home in Semi-Colonial Williamsburg (immediately after being exposed as an honest-to-goodness vampire), Ayse scrapes out a "living" for almost 200 years, ending up in what will one day be the sunny state of California. Down through the years and along the way in this 3,000 page novel the deadly Princess Ayse battles savage Indian tribes, steams out on an American battleship during the War of 1812, invents the modern typewriter, becomes a double agent during the civil war, and later does her part against the growing Nazi menace, becoming America's favorite buxom and centuries old pin-up girl and purveyor of government issued war bonds.
It is in the 1940's, with the advent of the profitable Hollywood movie esthetic, that Princess Ayse emerges to dominate the public and its very perception as the glamorous and exotic screen idol who came to be known as "Peaches LaToure". With human men unable to resist her voluptuous vampiric machinations, and with the movie going public literally at her feet, the once Dark Princess of Ol' Virginny is able to glut her hunger for human blood indiscriminately and at her leisure, while the dark power of her guaranteed box-office draw gives her the ability to negotiate her own exclusive contract with Metro Goldwyn Mayer.
New readers to the Dark Imp Archives may wish for something more like Anne Rice's "Interview With The Vampire", but Ms. Sample's legions of blood and boob-crazed fans will love Pointed and Erect Celluloid Blood Trap for what it is: the tale of an immortal creature who uses her ample physical assets to feed her darkest desires ... while revealing the unexpected convolutions and sudden upheavals of a cursed and perpetual life of blood and lust.
--Gene Shalot-- This text refers to the Hardcover edition.
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Ayse, the vicious blood-crazed fiend with the soul of a showgirl, thrives yet suffers greatly down through the centuries ... loving, losing, killing, loving again, killing some more, and then breaking even for a while until she goes and kills again. Additionally, the book features some wonderfully detailed depictions of life in Colonial America, the Civil War era South, and World War II Europe - an utter delight for the breast-obsessed historically minded reader with a ton of time on his hands.
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