Welcome to Uncle Larry's Castle of Abstruse Bondage! This, my personal online fortress of insubordinate women, unbending proximal disipline and brusque proximate education.

Inside these moist and serpentine colonnades of analytical anguish you will question, and be questioned, while together with my courtesans of discomfort we will explore dark, painful philosophical esotericism that even I haven't fully weighed in on yet.

In creating this chateau of educational castigation I simply set out to please myself while punishing and instructing others, but in a visionary way that I hope you will enjoy, too. The Castle of Abstruse Bondage will naturally evolve and change as we do. Its been an interesting experience so far, which has included some far-out highs and some wretched lows. The astonishing thing is that, regardless of the philosophical disputes, the minor injuries, the disfigurements and those two federal law-suits we were slammed with... we're still here, which (in this ephemeral and litigious environment where lives the 21st century analytical sexual engine), is no insignificant feat.

I hope you stay with me a while, enjoy the show and then formally join our little coterie. If you have any suggestions for improving the Castle of Abstruse Bondage, or you want to chat, or even just say hi...then why not send your Uncle Larry an E-mail?