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Wherefore with thee came not all hell broke loose?"
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Behind the Scenes work at Uncle Larry's Castle of Abstruse Bondage™

Looking for a career change? A change of scenery? Perhaps, a change in your overall systematic view of universal truths.

Whatever your reason, Uncle Larry has several employment sinecures available to be filled immediately.

So, polish your résumé and your BDSM gear... and we hope to hear from you in the very near future!

Available positions

1) Producer of a Cogitating Bondage Website specializing in unyielding restriction.
Requirements:
- Rigid bondage monomaniac. Has made restraints and has pictures of them.
- Prepared to appear on camera (with face covered if necessary), dominating the captives in the style of Uncle Larry and be able to rationally comprehend all three types of human supposition: fictitious (illusory), adventitious (from external objects), and innate (instinctive).
- Has knowledge of welding, carpentry, torture, and the procedure of hyperbolic doubt. Can assemble devices or at least direct others to do so.
- Willing to relocate to Lee, MA
Competitive Benefits:

- 13 days vacation, 8 sick days
- health plan
- 401K (after one year employed).
- Competitive salary plus commissions based on website marketing.

2) Master of Irony and the Seductions of Writing/Filming
Requirements.
- Word/Film savvy - composition minded. Metaphysics background would be ideal.
- Must be able to read and write Latin
- Imaginative - able to devise new and perverse scenarios for books or film.
- Personable / team player. Able to make models or publishers feel comfortable.
Written output must be informed by a "life-view", a "life-development" and a "view-porn-life-development."
Competitive Benefits
- Competitive salary
- commissions based on sales
- health plan
- 401K (after one year employed).


3) Castle Victim
Requirements.
- Belief that moralities as well as other traditional modes of human valuation ought to be understood and assessed in the perspective of the situation.
- High pain threshold.
- An enticing physical presence and a longing to expose the inherant weakness of the human mind- where what passed for reason turns out to be 'imagination', and even the most plausible causal inference can be made to seem uncertain.
- Big boobs.
Competitive Benefits
- Competitive salary
- health plan
- 401K (after one year endured).


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