NAME - Fresca Age - 24 Status - Squirrel-crazy Added on - Mar. 4 Picked up - at Pet Value Rodent Report: Juan was just going to get something to eat at Pet Value with a buddy of his when he spotted Fresca in the parking garage. She had killer legs, a remarkable ass and a squirrel-come-hither look in her eye. Juan asked her to join him and it wasn't long before the conversation at the table became focused on copulation! Fresca told Juan she loved sunflower seeds so much that she thought they were almost better than sex. She was wrong!
	Total movie length : 0.4 MIN

		NAME - Belinda Age - 25 Status - Tail Straight Up Added on - Oct. 31 Picked up - at the Park Rodent Report: Hans and I were just hanging out at a local park darting to and fro and racing up and down the trees when we spotted a blonde babe walking in the distance throwing peanuts. We followed close, but undetected, until we finally engaged the target to get some rodent reconnaissance on her. This horny animal-lover's name was Belinda, and although she only had two mammary glands... the pair she had was outstanding!
	Total movie length : 1.73 MIN

		NAME - Brittany Age - 28 Status - Squirrel Bait Added on - Dec. 15 Picked up - at The Beach Rodent Report: Scootles met the very hot and tempting Brittany after he went water-skiing at the beach. Brittany didn't know she wasn't supposed to sunbathe topless, but who was he to tell her otherwise? Scootles worked his furry mojo and ended up putting lotion on her back. He told her he could fit 13 peanuts in his mouth and she thought he was kidding. That is until of course he popped them in his mouth... and then took her back to his tree to teach her his technique!
	Total movie length : 1.3 MIN

		NAME - Dorthy Age - 28 Status - Fur-Frenzy Added on - Sept. 22 Picked up - on the Road Rodent Report: Well, I met this adventurous babe as I was attempting to cross the street in traffic. I had run out half way, but I became confused and darted back under Dorthy's car. Needless to say, she stopped her vehicle and rushed over to see if I was okay. After she invited me back to her place for some mixed nuts, I was definitely okay! Actually, it was her ass that was "driving" me insane... and so were those great natural gazongas, SQUEAK!
	Total movie length : 0.57 MIN

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