About Carl Panzram
Choose Minnesota Motivational Speaker and Bestselling Author Carl Panzram for your next Business Conference or Association Meeting
Let Nothing Stand In Your Way with Minnesota Motivational Speaker, Carl Panzram
About Carl Panzram, Bestselling Author, Motivational Speaker and Life Coach
Choosing an effective motivational speaker for a keynote address at your business conference or personal gathering can mean the difference between basking in the glory of an unforgettable event, or paying the price of shame, humiliation and failure for selecting an ineffectual motivational speaker!
Find out why more people are choosing Carl Panzram's motivational methods and stirring oratory to find success at work and a deeper personal satisfaction in life as a whole. We challenge anyone, anywhere, face to face, to prove they are more effective at motivating people than Carl Panzram).
Are you looking for a hard-hitting motivational speaker, conference leader or life coach, someone who knows how to move an audience whether they like it or not? Carl Panzram, who is considered among the very best of Minnesota's motivational speakers, delivers impious and poignant motivational messages that simply cannot be ignored, and for all kinds of meetings, conferences and gatherings.
Carl’s various topics include: Hard Skills for Anything That Life May Throw At You; Let Nothing Stand In Your Way; Forcing the Competition To The Brink and Over; Positive Thinking, Negative Reinforcement; Destroying the Opposition; Dominance and Submission; Dealing Harshly but Effectively With Those Who Oppose You; Resolving Conflict Once and For Good; and Quick Thinking, Fast Results.
A native Minnesotan, a former resident of Oregon, New York, New Jersey, Washington, D.C. and finally of Indiana; a graduate of the Clinton Correctional Facility, the Oregon and Leavenworth Federal Penitentiaries, and, at one time, a semi-professional business negotiator, Carl draws on 25 years of unavoidable and brutally effective motivational experience. Over the course of his career, Carl has had many, many motivational successes as a soldier, a businessman, a ship’s captain, and as a world traveler in both the Public and Private Sectors, and in both civilian and institutional / military settings. He has extensive expertise in the conceptualization and delivery of powerfully motivational methods and actions, influencing the professional and personal lives of hundreds of people from organizations and locations as diverse as:
- The US Army
- The Underworld's Finest
- United States Federal Prisons
- The Catholic Church
- Africa
- The Extreme Interspecies Fighting League
- Dinner, Inc.
- Enron
- McDonald's
- Interstate Railway Systems
- Yukon Post
- President Taft
- The Gay Wave
- Blue Öyster Cult
- The Brattleboro Retreat
- Teo's Hotdogs
- The Massachusetts Institute Of Technology
- Paradise Streams Resort
- Coors Brewery
- B. L. Zeebub Industries
- Cat Fancy Magazine
- La Cosa Nostra
- The New York State Fair
- The US Olympic Team
- E-bay
- The Royal Navy
- Various government ministries, and their agencies, as well as a wide range of national and international Professional Associations
Carl conducts business keynotes and workshops on a wide variety of topics, all of which dovetail into the themes of leadership, interpersonal domination, breaking the will, overpower and overcome, crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentation of their women.
Carl's dedication to his very personal philosophy of Carl talks, and bullshit dies has clearly led to his self-proclaimed "articulated life of purpose, domination and conflict elimination"
If you are searching for excellence in a hard-hitting motivational speaker or workshop facilitator, Carl Panzram is a rare find. With his energetic, muscular and uniquely AMERICAN PERSPECTIVE, he will help make your next meeting, conference, or social gathering a truly unforgettable experience!
Numbering among the top Minnesota motivational speakers, conference lecturers and keynote orators, Carl's topics include:
Personal Leadership:
- Skills for Every Professional: Prosper anywhere at the Expense of Others
- Leading in a Difficult Environment / Managing Transition after Incarceration
- The Challenge of Domination: The Personal Side of Dealing with the Weak
- Self-Management: Exploring Perspective, Pain, Personality and Punishment
- Stress Management: Taking It Out On Others
- Assertive Physical Skills Used For Utter Control
Individual Power:
Power Building:
- Protecting Yourself: Retribution, Rules, Respect, and Ruthlessness
- Resolving Personal Conflict the Hard Way
- Don't Give Them an Inch goddamn it!
- Painful Controls That Get Results
- Training the Trainer / Excruciating Learning Techniques
- 60 Seconds with My Hands On Your Throat
Never Let Your Guard Down:
- The Concept of P.A.I.N. (Punishing All In the Nation)
- Physical Control = Avoid Negotiation
- Communicating Effectively with Corporal Punishment
Domination Through Control:
- Your Opponent Is Hindered by Morality, You Are Not
- Attitude is Everything: Painful Motivation and Inspiration
- I'm Pain, I'm Steel, a Plot of Knives (How to Take Control!)
Carl Panzram is a Certified Graduate of
- Minnesota State Training School (Minnesota)
- Clinton Correctional Facility (New York)
- Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary (Kansas)
Inspirational Carl Panzram Quotations:
- "I'll kill the first man that bothers me"
- "I made up my mind that I would rob, burn, destroy and kill everywhere I went and everybody I could as long as I lived"
- "I am sorry, sorry that I am unable to murder the whole damn human race"
- "Naturally, I now love Jesus very much, yes, I love him so damn much that I would like to crucify him all over again"
- "I don't believe in man, God nor Devil. I hate the whole damned human race, including myself... I preyed upon the weak, the harmless and the unsuspecting. This lesson I was taught by others : Might makes right"
- "In my lifetime I have broken every law that was ever made by both man and God, if either had made any more, I should very cheerfully have broken them also"
- "I hate all the fucking human race, I get a kick out of murdering people"
- "I have no desire to reform myself. My only desire is to reform people who try to reform me, and I believe the only way to reform people is to kill them"
- "All that I leave behind me is smoke, death, desolation, and damnation"
- "I wish the whole human race had one neck and I had my hands on it"
- "Hurry it up, you Hoosier bastard! I could kill ten men while you're fooling around"
Dr. Karl Menninger, pioneer of modern psychology, Talks about Carl Panzram:
- "The injustices perpetrated upon a child (Panzram) arouse in him unendurable reactions of retaliation which the child must repress and postpone but which sooner or later come out in some form or another; that the wages of sin is death, that murder breeds suicide, that to kill is only to be killed. I have never seen an individual whose destructive impulses were so completely accepted and acknowledged by his conscious ego.")
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Carl Panzram is a business/motivational keynote speaker, and life coach, specializing in interpersonal communications and the settling of things. Carl can be reached by email at carl@fiendishsatan.com. To book Carl's keynote or workshop services for your organization's event, visit: Carl Panzram, Business Motivational Speaker
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