If you are a gentleman who has any sort of a relationship at all with the members of the "fairer sex," you have undoubtedly found yourself perplexed from time to time as to what exactly it is she is trying to express to you. Lets be perfectly honest, womankind truly speaks another language, and their enigmatic communications can often times be difficult or impossible for the opposite sex to interpret. Besides that, they can get downright pissed-off if you should fail to "understand" and immediately act upon their cryptic statements.

With this in mind, the vernacular experts here at Naughty Girls Greeting Cards have created the quick translational phrase-book below, which may be printed and conveniently carried with you in case of conversational emergencies. Good luck!