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"The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you
do not necessarily require happiness."
-William Saroyan-

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"Happy Days" are here again when that old steady gets this card
and your spiteful observation all at once!

Ralph Malph
Just imagine YOUR abusive
and/or hurtful text below!

Ouch! A bit crass? It sure enough is, and it certainly isn't anything you would hear Richie, Potsie or Ralph-Malph say down at Arnold's. (Frankly, at this point I am just really excited that I found an excuse to use the term "Ralph-Malph.")

Be that as it may... if your ultimate intention is to rid yourself of that pesky hanger-on of a ex-significant other once and for good, this unforgettable card will unquestionably guarantee more of those "Happy Days" you have been blissfully relishing!

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