Hi there! My name is Kirk Cameroon, and you might remember me from my starring role in the popular 1980's television series "Growing Discomfort" or my wonderful series of rousing yet grotesque biblical "Left Back" movies. Joining me on the site is my trusty friend and test-subject: Bobo the chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes).

What is our site all about? Well, I had been seeing so much garbage in the media lately about "evolution" and "biology" and "DNA" and "anthropology" that I thought it was about time someone created a web-site that had God's REAL facts about these subjects. The secular "scientific" types in the world with their atheistic "body of laws and principles" mumbo-jumbo are trying their best to discredit God's true Word. Monkeys are related to man? Man evolved from monkeys? Monkeys and men are from the same family? It is just so ridiculous that it makes my blood boil! It was no orangutan that died on the cross for our sins! Put that in your Darwinian pipe and smoke it!

These "scientific" types always go on and on about "research" and "investigation" and "evidence" and "repeatable results". Well, I decided that I would give them just that! I have done a thorough investigation, (along with my partner Bobo), which PROVES WITHOUT ANY DOUBT that mankind is in NO WAY, SHAPE OR FORM related to monkeys! And my results are repeatable EVERY TIME!

Click on the links at the right of your screen to see my various experiments concerning this subject, and the concrete and undeniable conclusions that they provide. No longer will you have to "study" or "learn" or "have an informed or intelligent opinion" when those Godless buffoons and non-believers confront you with their laughable fairy-tales of hairy monkey-men, or that utter nonsense about "the genome of chimpanzees differing from humans by only about 1%, corresponding to substitutions in about 40 million DNA base pairs, together with some insertions, deletions, and rearrangements". What a bunch of applesauce! It just ain't so, and I have proven it!