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Dinner, Inc. is proud to bring you recipes from the last meals of your favorite Organized Crime figures of the past. These bold criminals, linked through both familial and felonious ties, were determined in pursuing criminal activities ... yet were also intensely dedicated to creating and consuming delicious and diverse Italian food items. We are delighted to bring these very recipes to you.
Dinner, Inc. is still the largest and most popular organized crime oriented Italian recipe website in the world, despite the increasing numbers of crime-minded yet slipshod pages based on pedestrian street gangs and other low-level and poor-quality criminal organizations with no recipe content of either Sicilian or Italian ethnicity. So, "La fata di questa famiglia sono aperti..."
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Don't Lose Your Head, Make Pork Chops Instead!
On the night of February 26, 1930, Gaetano "Puzza Figa" Portabella, the first boss of what would eventually become known as the Garofalo crime family, was drooling at the thought of Mamma Piatto's restaurant and their home-style Sicilian pork chops. As he sat and waited at his table, the sweet aroma of their signature savory Maiale Braciole Poich Quando sei Assassino in un Riparo that he had ordered wafted enticingly throughout the room....
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Tony "The Beetle" Giancana's Real Sicilian Pizza Feast!
Giancana was certainly not the only "Consigliere" (Family advisor and mediator of disputes) in America killed by his own mob family, but "The Beetle" was the certainly among the highest profile New York mobsters murdered in the 1970's. Giancana had advised the Maranzano Family in New York for years until his relations with a famous TV personality (a notable game-show host of the time) made him into a liability for the mob. Constantly "mobbed" by newspaper reporters and television camera crews, "The Beetle" was marked for death by Maranzano Boss Sonny "88 Teeth" Gigante for his utter lack of public decorum. Giancana's love of pizza played a key part in his demise...
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Louis "The Hatchet" Profaci: Choice Caponata from a Real Capo!
Profaci, a Caporegime of the Zappa Family and one of two people to be identified as a triggerman in the Chicago Meat Massacre, was gunned down himself in his car on August 25th, 1952. Having just finished a heaping helping of his mother's tasty Caponata del Sanguinoso di Fronte Sedile, "The Hatchet", so-called because he liked to dispatch his victims with a blow to the head with a small axe, was out for an after-dinner drive and a smoke when the trigger-men struck...
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Remembering Underboss Giuseppe "No Nose" Bannano and a delicious handmade Antipasto!
On July 10th 1967 a group of killers, including infamous Scoiattolo Family soldier Bernardo "Liver n' Onions" Bagarella, burst into Cafe Diavolo Satana on Palermo Street and violently executed Underboss Giuseppe "No Nose" Bannano of the Genesee family, along with his dinner companions Salvatore "The Bull" Puzzola and Giovanni "Cardinal" Bevilacqua...
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