In the folklore of yore, zombies were individuals who were reanimated shortly after death by a Voodoo witch doctor. This shaman, or bokor, would typically pillage a fresh grave for a choice corpse, make the zombie with incantations and a magic formula, and then sell the newly created walking dead into slavery.

In this modern century, however, most standard voodoo witch doctors have gone the way of the horse and buggy. Welcoming in the 21st Century is B. L. Zeebub Industries Night Of The Drinking Dead™ Zombie Formula; the clean, simple solution to an archaic problem of availability and logistics. Our authorized formula contains only the choicest accursed ingredients, including:

*Apricot Brandy *Imported Light Puerto-Rican Rum *Imported Dark Jamaican Rum *A Large Centipede *Lemon Juice *Lime Juice *Several Varieties of Exotic and Hard to Find Herbs

*A Dash of Grenadine *Orange Juice *Bacardi 151 rum *Tetrodotoxin (TTX) Synaptic Transmission Blocker *Ice (Not Included) *A Craftsman Power Drill (Not Included) *A Fresh Corpse or Unwitting Victim (Not Included)

*Kit includes the patented "Cerebrum Spasm"™ Turkey Baster

Directions To Serve an Incognizant Guest:

In a cocktail shaker, mix the light & dark rums and brandy. Add the lemon juice, Tetrodotoxin and the dash of grenadine. Next, in a separate blender, add the centipede, lime juice and the patented herbs and spices. Blend on high for 3 minutes.

Mix the contents of the cocktail shaker and blender together, shake well, and strain the mixture into a highball glass filled with ice. Fill glass with orange juice leaving room to float 1 oz of Bacardi 151. Garnish with a cherry, orange slice, or pineapple wedge.

Directions To Serve to an Inanimate Corpse:

Follow the above instructions but use the Craftsman Power Drill to create a hole through the skull one-half inch in diameter and approximately three inches deep into the cadaver's frontal lobe. Use the patented "Cerebrum Spasm"™ turkey baster to inject the equivalent contents of one highball glass of formula into the corpse's frontal lobe.

*NOTE: Do not attempt to inject ice, cherries, orange slices, or pineapple wedges into the corpse.

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B. L. Zeebub Industries formula mix is the classic recipe for a classic zombie. Our special recipe has been refined from one found in Haiti approximately 250 years ago, and modified to perfection by our Master Chefs and their exhaustive experimentation. Most of the remaining witch doctors, Ju-Ju priests and toxicologists in the world unanimously declare that B. L. Zeebub Industries Night Of The Drinking Dead™ Zombie Formula Mix makes the best zombies they have ever dared try.

Your shipment of B. L. Zeebub Industries Authorized Night Of The Drinking Dead™ Zombie Formula Mix comes complete to your home with instructions, the easy to use "Cerebrum Spasm"™ turkey baster, and the ready mixed formula. All you add is ice, a fruit garnish and your own freshly picked corpse or unsuspecting victim.

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"The walking dead of night arrange,
They sup a draft hence grave and strange,
With milky eye and staggered gait,
They tread past death to dire fate."

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