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Who do Voodoo? You do! B. L. Zeebub Industries very proudly presents its exclusive line of potent and perilous Legerdemain® Voodoo Dolls for all your personal and professional needs. No matter what the application or ultimate intent, we have a powerfully cursed talisman, handmade by actual New Orleans and Haitian Voudoun Practitioners, to fit your every occult whim.
In sacred and mysterious ceremonies, the art of the Voodoo whammy has been used over countless years. While some Voodoo dolls can, and are, used for good luck, our exclusive line of dolls was created for but one purpose ... the Voodoo curse. Vengeance, anger, greed, sloth, stupidity, envy, vanity ... you will find our selection almost limitless and our guarantee completely ironclad: If your B. L. Zeebub Industries Legerdemain® Voodoo Doll does not produce the pre-stipulated effect on your victim(s), we will happily refund your purchase 200%! Yes, you read that right, a 200% money back guarantee.
How is this guarantee possible? The New Orleans and Haitian Voudoun practitioners in the employee of B. L. Zeebub Industries have made their own bargain with our organization, and believe us, they have no choice but to Servir a deux mains! When you answer to a higher power, you naturally demand a higher standard of quality. Fortunately for you, our valued customers, this elevated criterion for success means this quality is passed directly to you!
Your Doll For Your Curse...
 No Mo' Money Doll
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Perhaps your target is your parsimonious boss, perhaps it is your chintzy father, perhaps it is your greedy ex-wife or husband, or maybe its just that annoying IRS agent who just won't leave last years books alone. If your problems have anything at all to do with filthy lucre then the No Mo' Money phylactery is the cursed object for you. Guaranteed to put the person of your choosing out of luck, out of money and into a refrigerator box down behind the Salvation Army headquarters.
Doll comes complete with personalized curse: $175.95 plus shipping and handling
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 Damballah Cretin
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Only for the truly psychotic target, Damballah Cretin, (the chief Cave-Serpent Loa of Voudoun), is the doll that's all attitude and no brains. It doesn't matter how great their God is, personalize this little jem and we guarantee that the object of your curse will end up insolvent, dirty, on the run, and scratching out handfuls of viscid insect parts for dinner in some damp cave in Afghanistan.
Doll comes complete with personalized curse: $250.95 plus shipping and handling
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 Fool Ge-Rouge
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A B. L. Zeebub Industries exclusive, Fool Ge-Rouge is the unpredictable talisman with so much political capital that it can curse an entire nation of people in one fell stroke. If your goal is to see your victim(s) morally bankrupt, financially ruined, ill-advised, in an isolationist global milieu and in possession of the verbal and people skills of a mentally challenged three year old, we strongly suggest this doll. *NOTE: Use with extreme caution, this doll's hit-or-miss powers can sometimes backfire.
Doll comes complete with personalized curse: $215.95 plus shipping and handling
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 Legba Nincompoop
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Legba Nincompoop is also a doll with no brains and plenty of attitude, but the difference is that this little fetish will enforce its own personal conception of "ethics" upon the unsuspecting... and clean out your victim's life savings as well. As an added bonus, this misguided and fatuous Voudoun gewgaw invokes a crippling and primitive deistic fear to break your victim's spirit and cloud his or her mind.
Doll comes complete with personalized curse: $150.00 plus shipping and handling
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 Erzulie Narcissisa
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Two of the revered Serpent-Deities of Rada Voudoun, the sister dolls known as Erzulie Narcissisa are perfect for any and all of your petty vengeances. While these cursed ornaments possess little or no real substance, their powers to inconvenience, harass, embarrass and irritate are legendary. If your target simply deserves an unpleasant public humiliation, such as a Hampton's fashion disaster, an ill-timed menstrual stain or a prominently displayed booger during a red carpet interview, the power of these self-absorbed and vacuous baubles is at your disposal.
Dolls come complete with personalized curse: $19.95 plus shipping and handling
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Place Your Order and Get Them What's Coming To Them!
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