Iron Fist of Enchantment™ Spells Include:

*The Good Hands (Car accident) *Mean Misadventure (Tragic events) *Come To Me (Love inducing) *Whoopsie Daisy (Accident/injury) *Whoopsie Lily (Accident/death) *Leper's Choice (Invites disease) *The Joseph Merrick (Disfigurement)

*The Mangler (Death w/corpse abuse) *Agonize No More (Revenge) *Happy Trails (Escape) *Groveling Greed (Undeserved money) *The Helen Keller (Causes blindness) *Shotgun Wedding (Ensnares mate) *The Hyptno-whammy (Controls victim)

The Iron Fist of Enchantment Really Works! Dear Consumer Necropolis, My sincere thanks to you. I wrote you last year because my dead-beat fiancee was absolutely against committing to marriage. Well, on the 25th, I ordered your "Shotgun Wedding" spell, you cast it, and we tied the knot that very evening in Vegas! Thanks again. I owe it all to you. P. Brandon Las Vegas, NV Dear Consumer Necropolis, In July I was informed that the home I have lived in for the past twenty years was to be sold at auction because the owner was a no good heartless bum. I had no financial means of buying this home, so I wrote and had a "Mean Misadventure" spell cast. As it turned out, the auction was later canceled! It seems the action house had experienced a fire, and the owner of the property had suffered a sudden brain aneurysm! The son of the owner of my home then offered it to me at a vastly reduced price by way of a Quick-Claim deed. The home is now mine, and your spells have yet to let me down. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for the Iron Fist of Enchantment. D. Dominic Greensboro, NC Dear Consumer Necropolis, Some months ago, I ordered the Iron Fist of Enchantment "Kartoume" spell in an attempt to convince a certain studio head to give me the lead part in his next big picture. The part was perfect for me, I wouldn't even have to act, but he said there was no way I would get that picture. Within perhaps two weeks of the date of the spell, it happened. I not only got the part, but I am going to be producing movies on my own in the future! Just thought you'd like to know. The Iron Fist of Enchantment obviously works, and how! J. Fontane Hollywood, CA Dear Consumer Necropolis, I am very happy with the Iron Fist of Enchantment Spell that was cast on my behalf. To make a long story short, my boyfriend was running around on me, and I found out. I really thought that your spell was a long shot, but sure enough within a week after the spell was cast my boyfriend was torn to pieces by a pack of savage wild dogs while he was out jogging. And the police said they had never even heard of wild dogs in the area where we live! Thank you Iron Fist of Enchantment! C. Keefner Dalton, MA