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Bargain-Basement Baphomet™ says
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B. L. Zeebub Industries Consumer Necropolis is quite simply your one-stop shopping source for all of your supernatural investing desires and preternatural consumer hungers.
By dealing direct with our various suppliers, Bargain-Basement Baphomet™ is able to offer you incredible savings and unbelievable discounts, without the mark-up that is inherent when dealing with the so-called "middle-man."
In fact, we not only eliminated the middle-man, we decided to destroy him utterly, and we are satisfied that his remains will never be found. (What ever made that groveling sub-creature think he could hinder us in the first place?) No matter, this brutal yet financially convenient business-related execution now allows the Consumer Necropolis to confidently pass on to you what are, quite frankly, the most inconceivable savings!
Item #27332- Cursed Viking Monkey Skull:
Damned object carried by Bjarni Herjulfson on his doomed 1161 A.D. journey to Antarctica. Some scratches and tooth marks, in good condition overall.
CLOSEOUT SPECIAL: $19.99 & shipping and handling
Item #1367- John Wilkes Booth's Riding Boot with Spur:
Cursed nineteenth-century footwear which became entangled in an American Flag in Ford's Theater, causing a fall, ankle fracture and subsequent death. Worn, in average condition.
CLOSEOUT SPECIAL: $85.00 & shipping and handling
Item #82241- German Cigarette Lighter:
Forbidding platinum and silver refillable cigarette lighter, circa 1937; embossed with gold-leaf; with side inscription reading "Hindenburg". Dented but sparks well, fair condition.
CLOSEOUT SPECIAL: $200.99 & shipping and handling
Item #72332- Antique Barn Smoke Detector:
Somewhat unreliable rural "safety" item, circa 1871, from the West Side of Chicago, Illinois. No batteries, slightly burned condition.
CLOSEOUT SPECIAL: $35.00 & shipping and handling
Item #5- Foolproof Iranian Earthquake Warning Sensor:
Unfortunate early warning seismograph used in the early twenty-first century to questionable effect near Bam, Iran. Crushed, generally poor condition.
CLOSEOUT SPECIAL: $1.99 & shipping and handling
Item #313- Cursed T-square:
Uniquely unsuccessful drafting tool used in the design of the Tacoma Narrows suspension bridge in Washington State. Good condition. Includes matching pencil set.
CLOSEOUT SPECIAL: $75.95 & shipping and handling
Item #1792- "Super Lucky" Rabbits Foot:
Once owned by a rabbit, this charm was later owned by the celebrated actor Christopher Reeve. Used, worn condition.
CLOSEOUT SPECIAL: $12.99 & shipping and handling
Item #8675309- Wrecked Porsche 550 Spyder:
Deadly remnants of the iconic 1955 sports car known as the "Giant Killer", or "Little Bastard". Responsible for many injuries and at least one death. Hard to find, but in very poor condition.
CLOSEOUT SPECIAL: $650.99 & shipping and handling
Item #4747- Kansas Umbrella:
Luckless and singularily purposeless rain-gear from the southern plains of the United States, circa 1932. Never used, excellent condition. Includes matching rubbers.
CLOSEOUT SPECIAL: $150.99 & shipping and handling
Item #27333- Ardennes Forest White Flag of Surrender:
Historic but ill-fated flag which was brought to bear by United States troops, circa 1945; found near Malmedy. Poor condition due to bloodstains and several bullet holes.
CLOSEOUT SPECIAL: $113.95 & shipping and handling
The getting of treasures by a lying tongue is a vanity tossed to and fro of them that seek death.
(Proverbs 21:6)
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 All orders ship based upon current availability.
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Send your payments
payable to and in C/O:
B. L. Zeebub Industries
6666 Diablerie Terrace
Washington, DC 06660
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Now there came slowly forth and glared/ into the night a shape long-haired,/ dank with poison, with awful eyes/ wolvish, ravenous; but there lies/ a light therein more cruel and dread/ than ever wolvish eyes have fed./ More huge were its limbs, its jaw more wide,/ its fangs more gleaming-sharp, and dyed/ with venom, torment, and with death./ The deadly vapour of its breath/ swept on before it. Swooning dies/ the song of Lúthien, and her eyes/ are dimmed and darkened with a fear,/ cold and poisonous and drear. Thus came Thű, as wolf more great/ than e'er was seen from Angband's gate/ to the burning south, than ever lurked/ in mortal lands or murder worked.
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