Kevin Federline DIP LogoK FedKevin Federline DIPKevin Federline DIP
Kevin Federline DIP: K FedKevin Federline DIP
K Fed K Fed
text size:
largestlargernormal
printer friendly for school

THE ORIGINAL GANGSTA'S OFFICIAL Q & A SITE!
Check all da real 411 at The Kevin Federline Digitized Information Project aka "The DI Project" wit K Fed skoolin' all ya'll punk ayass biznitches! I gets so many whack questions, I gots so many mad skills, that I just knew that this phat playa needed dis fo-shizzle web-pizzle to spread da word and to be representin', old school! So a big up to my peeps (and fans) all over da world!

 
A turntable

Federline the Magnificent--circa 2003



A coelacanth

Federline Through A Peruvian Haze--circa 2004



A visual representation of quantum physics

Kevin as Universal Child--circa 2002



Garlic

An artist drawing of the Federline Home--circa 1994

Yo, K Fed!
Hey what up sucka you a true gangsta! you a mad chick magnet boi-eeee! but whats all this I been hearing about german beer purity laws? laws? They got a law about beer? Whats the dilly-o?
Sincerely,
MC 6 Feet, PATTERSON, NJ

What up, MC, and to answer your question, the Reinheitsgebot (German Purity Law) was adopted in 1516, and it is the oldest provision in the world still enforced to protect the consumer dude! It just says that "the only ingredients used for the brewing of beer must be Barley, Hops and Water. Whosoever knowingly transgresses upon this ordinance shall be punished by the Court authorities without fail." But they say it in German!



K Fed in da house!
yo! what up! i need some more of them freestyle raps! you da man! but yo, what da fuck is a Coelacanth? I saw that thing mean-muggin' its crazy ass flipper feet on discover chanel and it is whack!
later,
Young Hype, Bayview Drive, CANADA

Young Hype! Keepin' it real all up in da field! Listen Bro', the Coelacanth (pronounced "see-la-kanth"), is basically a 400 million year old fish, a 'living fossil' if you will. Pre-dating the dinosaurs by millions of years, this fish was certainly thought to have gone extinct with them 65 million years ago at the end of the Cretaceous, when that comet or asteroid or whatever it was popped a cap in the earth's ass. But yo, the Coelacanth with its 'proto legs' was discovered to be not only alive but well in 1938! Many specimens have been caught since then. It's da shiznit cause it's like a living dinosaur!



K FED
Holla! Mad props! Yo, I ain't no cherry head, but I got no idea what is up with these quantum physics. What's the front page on this Lilliputian foshizzle?
Peace Out!
Kidd Chris, PHILADELPHIA, PA

Word Up Kidd, props - Representin Philly Style, know whut I'm sayin! PAYAOW! Anyway, quantum physics is just the physics of the inconceivably small. While old school Newtonian physics can suitably describe the workings of the solar system or the energy transference inside a car engine, quantum physics describes how electrons surround the nucleus of an atom, and other funky-fresh subatomic actions. On the down low, the difference between quantum and Newtonian physics is that the common laws of physics begin to deteriorate on an extremely small scale. Quantum just picks up the story where Newtonian left off.



Kevin, you are god!
i can't believe i'm talking to you! me and my friends ellen and nadine love you so much! but we cant figure it out, why does everybody say garlic is so good for you? garlic, ewwwww! it smells like garlic! but I love you!!!!! xoxoxo
Sincerely,
Kathy Houghton, ESSEX JUNCTION, VT

Chill Kathy! I already got me some ice cream! But peep this, researchers from the University of California have found evidence that garlic may inhibit or reduce the formation of plaque in the arteries, and this can reduce the risk of a heart attack! The study, announced at the UCLA Medical Center in March 2003, found that cardiac patients given regular dosages of aged garlic extract "had significantly less coronary plaque formation than did those in the placebo group." Naw'mean? And check this, the folks who consumed garlic extract also had lower levels of homocysteine, an amino acid that can irritate blood vessels, leading to blockages in the arteries. Word!


To learn more about Kevin Federline, his family, his career, his house, his inner thoughts and the Federline National Historic Site; go to the Kevin Earl Federline Home Website Map.

 

K Fed Fan Mail:

Kevin Federline
c/o Lavely & Singer
2049 Century Park East,
Suite 2400
Los Angeles, CA 90067-2906

or

Kevin Federline
c/o Dan Dymtrow
Dmand Entertainment
2425 Olympic Blvd,
Suite 520 East
Santa Monica, CA 90404

E-mail Us

My Peeps!

Hey ya'll...thanks to all of those in the LA area for calling in to JoJo's Top 9 at 9. And thank you for getting my song "Body Count" on the countdown. Please keep on voting and help me get to NUMBER 1!!! Log on to www.kfghnfm.com/pages/top9.html to vote OR call 1.800.555.1027 OR text the word "VOTE" and "Body Count" to 41027. "Body Count" was also played on Power 106 in LA...so call in and request it @ 1.818.520.1059 For all the rest of you who don't live in the LA area...call into your local station and request "Body Count". See you all soon!
Kevin
Portrait of K Fed  


K Fed here... peep this, the other day when I was making a run to the liquor store for a 45 it hit me, yo, Aristotle's logic, especially his theory of the syllogism, has had an unparalleled influence on the history of Western thought. It did not always hold this position: in the Hellenistic period, Stoic logic, and in particular the work of Chrysippus, was much more celebrated. But check it, in later antiquity, following the work of Aristotelian Commentators, Aristotle's logic became dominant, and this school of logic was what was transmitted to the Arabic and the Latin medieval traditions, while the works of Chrysippus are deader than Marley. Yo! Representin' old school Greek style!

Last Updated: May 10, 2009 at 14:11 EST




GET RIPPED