Big Gay Al is best remebered as a beloved character from the Hanna-Barbera science fiction/adventure animated television series Jonny Quest. In the show, fears that Jonny could "fall into the wrong hands" resulted in BGA's assignment as a bodyguard from Intelligence One. Big Gay Al guards and tutors Jonny and his pal Hadji, an Indian boy who is seldom seen without his bejewelled turban and Nehru jacket. In this .WAV file, Big Gay Al is instructing the boys about the pitfalls of living with women.