A Promising EIF® Career Comes To An End
We bid a fond farewell to Buggly "The Gallstone" O'Shaunessy, an up-and-coming star on the EIF® tour, who was doing well until his match with Freddy "The Ngorongoro Grinder" Bock, a spotted hyena (family Hyaenidae) with a score to settle. O'Shaunessy had brutally defeated Bock's teammate, Ernie "The Mangler" Wombat in their Australian match-up early last February, and Bock was bent on retribution. Meeting last week in the Serengeti-squabble™ Series, O'Shaunessy must have forgotten that spotted hyenas have the most powerful jaws in the animal kingdom, jaws which enable them to crush even the largest human bones like twigs. He was easily defeated in the 6-1 decision.