EIF® MAXIMUM ARMEGEDDON SERIES
The EIF® circuit has been buzzing since the card was announced in 2005, and hours of deliberation were ignited. Could Delroy "The Corduroy Killer" Stuka, the man who once dominated the EIF® in such overwhelming fashion, compete against EIF® world champion Troy " De Hamster" Smythe, the most dominate hamster welterweight of our time? All the questions were answered in ferocious fashion Saturday night at the Avon Center in Arkansas when "De Hampster" scored a third round TKO when he bit Stuka . . . giving him fever, malaise, and painful left axillary lymphadenopathy. Delroy was rushed to the hospital where he underwent excisional biopsy of a left axillary lymph node after symptom onset for persistent lymphadenopathy. A tissue culture yielded a suspected Francisella tularensis isolate, which was confirmed by real-time polymerase chain reaction. While out of the series, Stuka's condition has improved after treatment with ciprofloxacin.
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