Extreme Interspecies Fighting®

NEXT EIF® SERIES:
BRUTAL & BESTIAL BATTLE
Brattleboro, Vermont
October 12

This live and uncensored event can be seen on the following networks:

(Check your local Cable provider for channel)

EIF On-Demand
Digital Cable Channel 395

Order By Remote:
Channel 666

You can't eat our meat:
but you can beat our meat

Arachni-Vision
Order By Phone:
(413) 443-2666

Fish On Demand
Order By Remote:
Channel 900

Doggy Style:
Channel No. 5


	EXTREME INTERSPECIES FIGHTING® NEWS AND EVENTS <BR>

TICKETS ON SALE FOR EIF® "VIOLENCE IN VERMONT"™
-Brattleboro, VT-
The registered EIF® tag-line "As Real As It Can Get Short Of Felony Charges®" will never be more genuine than when three pairs of arch-enemies step inside the Arena of Annihilation™ to settle unfinished EIF® business this Friday night. First, Gomez "The Psychotic Feral Pugilist" Rodriguez will take on George "The World's Most Fiendish Fledgling" Sparrow (Passer domesticus) in the ultimate grudge re-rematch. As you will recall, Sparrow bested Rodriguez in a six round Death Birdcage™ match in Danzig, Poland in May of 2003 ... fluttering his way to the Eastern European Championship Belt. Rodriguez has vowed revenge saying that "I am going to make a down comforter out of that avian peckerwood."

Then, in a exclusive double-headed match-up, the EIF® Heavyweight Champion King "Kong" Taylor (Gorilla beringei graueri) will battle Fred "Painkiller" Sadlowski in the ultimate rubber-room match for the EIF® light-heavyweight title, while Fly-weight EIF® contender Mark "Venom" Botelho ducks paws and claws in his steel cage death match with Carl "Klondike Killer" Heyser (Ursus maritimus). All six of these fighters will have the chance to settle the score at EIF®: BRUTAL & BESTIAL BATTLE taking place live at the Brattleboro Events Center on Friday.

"The EIF® Brutal & Bestial Battle is going to be unlike any other event we've ever had," said EIF® President Quentin Tarentino. "The rivalry between these fighters is indisputable, the tension is viscous, the violence is dreadful, and the jackpot is at an all time high, so believe me when I tell you that you are going to see some shit, man."

Tickets are priced at $750, $500, $300, $200 and $100 (not including applicable services or taxes) for EIF®: BRUTAL & BESTIAL BATTLE and are on sale now. Tickets will be sold at any Brattleboro box office and all Vermont Ticketmaster locations (Minaret Records/MOM!, Jone's Food and Drug Centers, Sammons-May stores and Gitmo-Latino). Tickets also are available for purchase at www.fiendishsatan.com, www.beatyoutodeath.com or www.ticketmessiah.com.

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