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RICHARD`S NEXT CHAT! AUDITORIUM
Monday, January 24th 2011
8:15 ET/5:15 PT
Pssstt. Hey there, I know that the Nazi UFOs in the next panel can hear me, but you must have found out by now that poisoned macaroni and cheese can sometimes turn your blood to powder. So I'm not saying anything you haven't heard before. Let me know what they said about me before I told you about those cheese powder things I just said.
My whole circulatory system is being watched and recorded right now. I'm serious. Part of my aorta was removed by Nazis last week without my knowledge or consent.
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Everybody! I get so many questions about the Nazi UFOs in my emails and
letters...I thought it would be nice to answer some of them where you
could all see my answers. So now, every Wednesday, I'll post my
"Dear Richard" column. Sort of like my own Dear Abby
column lol. You can read it here, and submit your own questions!
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