Grab a spoon and start your
day the creepy way with the loathsome, lightly
decomposed clods of Cap'n Creepy's Black
Death Crunch cereal! Millions of people from
around the globe love the delicious taste, plus it is chock full of
those Gothic victuals and ancient minerals that your whole family can feel
suspicious
about.
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Bursting with bacillus! If you like
pestilence, and we think you do, then you'll just love Cap'n Creepy's Black Death Crunch cereal! Every
serving of Black Death Crunch
cereal combines the wholesome goodness of bacillus with your
USDA recommended daily allowance of i-mmm-orality! You
may not be going to hell quite yet, so open a box today and we will
bring all that tangy flavor to
you!
Black Death Crunch's
deliciously odious clods are made from the finest 100% genuine
accursed ingredients and scrumptious active bacillus. When you sit down to a heaping bowl of Black Death Crunch, you can actually
hear the anguish of the peasantry and smell the rot of the
death-carts! Our delightfully decadent Black
Death Crunch is of the highest quality and has all the
nutritional value you'd expect from any of the superior products
manufactured by B. L. Zeebub Industries and The
Underworld's Finest.
You have probably been hearing a lot about the importance of a
nutritious breakfast lately. Realistically though, what consequence
does your morning meal really have as compared to the condition of
your eternal soul? The undeniable facts are, eating Cap'n Creepy's Black Death Crunch TM cereal with old gooseberries as a
regular part of your morning routine not only gives you the boost
you need to start your morning right, but it's also the only cereal
on the market today that solidifies your position in the afterworld
as well! Any way you might look at it, Black
Death Crunch is real
yummy!
