PROMISSORY NOTE

FOR VALUE RECEIVED: the undersigned jointly and severally promise(s) to pay to the order of SATAN, monarch of hell, the principal sum of one (1) eternal soul. LUCIFER, Emperor, Master of All Rebellious Spirits, the undersigned beseeches thee to be favorable to all parties implicated herein by calling upon thy foulest and most wretched devil, the GREAT ATTORNEY, to come forward and work "The Dark Trick."

BEELZEBUB, Prince Of Hell, the undersigned prays thee also, to protect all parties in this dark undertaking. ASTAROTH, Count, be propitious to the maker and endorser and cause that this night thy vulgar GREAT ATTORNEY appear to the undersigned in human form and without any evil smell or stale after-taste, and that he grant the endorser, by means of this pact which shall be delivered to him, all of the commonplace consumer goods of which the endorser(s) has want. Each maker and endorser severally waives demand, protest and notice of maturity, non-payment or protest and all requirements necessary to hold each of them liable as makers and endorsers and, should litigation be necessary to enforce this note, each maker and endorser waives trial by jury and consents to the personal jurisdiction and venue of an applicable court of subject matter jurisdiction.

Oh vile GREAT ATTORNEY, the undersigned beseeches thee, leave thy stinking dwelling, in whatever part of the world you may be, to come speak with the parties; if not, the endorser shall thereto compel thee by the power of the potent words of the Great Key of Largo, whereof he made use to force the rebellious spirits to accept this dark, yet legally binding pact, which the endorser(s) desire. He who awakens Him calls the ancient, vengeance of the Elder Ones. The Seven Glorious Gods of the Seven Glorious Cities, upon himself and upon the World. And old vengeance . . .

Oh EXALTED FIEND, hear our promise, that each maker and endorser further agrees, jointly and severally, to pay all costs of collection, including a reasonable attorney's fee in case the principal of this note or any payment on the principal or any interest thereon is not paid at the respective maturity thereof, or in case it becomes necessary to protect the security hereof, whether suit be brought or not. Thee I invoke, Spirit of the Land of MER MARTU! Thee I invoke, Angel of the Sunset! From the Unknown God, protect me! From the Unknown Demon, protect me! From the Unknown Enemy, protect me! From the Unknown Sorcery, protect me! From the Waters of KUTULU, protect me! From the Wrath of ERESHKIGAL, protect me! From the Swords of KINGU, protect me! From the Baneful Look, the Baneful Word, the Baneful Name, the Baneful Number, the Baneful Shape, protect me! Be watchful, Spirit of the Western Ways, and Remember!

ASTRAL DEMON, hear now our covenant concerning default in the payment of principal and/or interest. When due, the whole sum of principal and interest remaining unpaid shall, at the option of the holder, become immediately due and payable and it shall accrue interest at the highest rate allowable by law, or, if no highest rate is otherwise indicated, at eighteen (18%) percent, from the date of default. Thee I invoke, Silver Hunter from the Sacred City of UR! Thee I call forth to guard this North Place of the Most Holy Mandal against the vicious warriors of Flame from the Principalities of DRA! Be thou most vigilant against the UTUKKI of TIAMAT The Oppressors of ISHNIGARRAB! The Throne of AZAG-THOTH! Draw Thy bow before the fiends of ABSU! Loose Thy arrow at the hordes of Dark Angels that beset the beloved of ARRA on all sides and in all places. Be watchful, Lord of the North Ways. Remember us, King of our Homeland, Victor of Every War and Conqueror over Every Adversary. See our Lights and hear our Heralds, and do not forsake us. Spirit of the North, Remember! Default shall include, but not be limited to; non-payment of any respective soul within ten (10) days from the due date set out herein, or nonpayment on two (2) different occasions of any soul within five (5) days subsequent to the due date therefor set out herein, wherein the maker(s) and endorser(s) must submit at least three (3) of their offspring to the Great Demon's rule and servitude "until the Unbegotten is born and the Undying One dies."

Unless specifically disallowed by law, oh WISE SPIRIT, should litigation arise hereunder, service of process therefor may be obtained through certified mail, return receipt requested; the parties hereto waiving any and all rights they may have to object to the method by which service was perfected. The holder of this note may, with or without notice to any of us, cause additional parties to be added hereto, or release any party hereto, or revise, extend, or renew the note, or extend the time for making any installment provided for herein, or accept any installment in advance, all without affecting the liability of us, or any of us, hereon. BAAD ANGARRU! NINNGHIZHIDDA! Thee I invoke, Serpent of the Deep! Thee I invoke, NINNGHIZHIDDA, Horned Serpent of the Deep! Thee I invoke, Plumed Serpent of the Deep! NINNGHIZHIDDA! Open! Open the Gate that I may enter! NINNGHIZHIDDA, Spirit of the Deep, Watcher of the Gate, Remember! In the Name of our Father, ENKI, before the Flight, Lord and Master of Magicians, Open the Gate that I may enter! Open, lest I attack the Gate! Open, lest I break down its bars! Open, lest I attack the Walls! Open, lest I leap over It by force!

Open the Gate, GREAT DEVIL, lest I cause the Dead to rise and devour the Living! Open the Gate, lest I give the Dead power over the Living! Open the Gate, lest I make the Dead to outnumber the Living! NINNGHIZHIDDA, Spirit of the Deep, Watcher of the Gate, Open! May the Dead rise and smell the incense! Hear me, oh Great Serpent, hear that the parties hereto, jointly and severally, hereby waive presentment, demand, protest, notice of dishonor and/or protest and notice of nonpayment; the right, if any, to the benefit of, or to direct the application of, any security hypothecated to the holder until all indebtedness of the borrower to the holder shall have been paid; the right to require the holder to proceed against the borrower, or to pursue any other remedy in the holder's power; and agree that the holder may proceed against us directly and independently of the borrower, and that the cessation of liability of the borrower for any reason, other than full payment, or any revision, renewal, extension, forebearance, change of rate of interest, or acceptance, release or substitution of security, or any impairment or suspension of the holder's remedies or rights against the borrower, shall not in anywise affect the liability of any of the parties hereto.

EKHI IAK SAKKAK! EKHI AZAG-THOTH! EKHI ASARU EKHI CUTHALU! IA! IA! IA! Therefore, Great Eye That Watches, by acceptance of this contract, the maker(s) and endorser(s) have made and appointed, and by the witnesses present doth make and appoint true and lawful attorney for him/her and in his/her name, place and stead, giving and granting to said diabolical monster, comprehensive, full and unlimited power and authority to do and perform all and every act and thing whatsoever requisite necessary to be done in and about the premises as fully, to all intents and purposes, as could be done if personally present, with full power of substitution and revocation, hereby ratifying and confirming all that said evil beast shall lawfully do or cause to be done by virtue hereof, including but not limited to: retention duties; term; compensation; covenant not to compete; non-solicitation of supplicants, customers or employees; non-disclosure of confidential or sacred information; death or disability; termination; blasphemy, prohibition against assignment; and governing law.

It is agreed, oh GREAT BASILISK, that if the parties hereto, or any of them at any time fail in business or become insolvent, or commit an act of bankruptcy, or if any deposit account or other property of the parties hereto, or any of them, be attempted to be obtained or held by writ of execution, garnishment, attachment, or other legal process, or if any assessment for taxes against the parties hereto, or any of them, other than taxes on real property, is made by the federal or state government, or any department thereof, or if the parties hereto fail to notify you of any material change in their financial condition, then, and in such case all of the obligations of the parties hereto to you, or held by you, shall at your option immediately become due and payable without demand or notice. Bright One of the Heavens, wise ISHTAR! Mistress of the Gods, whose "yes" is truly "yes". Proud One among the Gods, whose command is supreme. Mistress of Heaven and of Earth, who rules in all places. ISHTAR, at your Name all heads are bowed down. I have bowed down before you! May my body be purified like lapis lazuli! May my face be bright like alabaster! Like shining silver and reddish gold may I not be dull!

Oh WONDEROUS DEMON, we say now that no renewal or extension of said Oath, no release or surrender of any security for said Oath or this Guaranty, no release of any person primarily or secondarily liable on said Oath (including any maker, endorser or guarantor), no delay in the enforcement of payment of said Oath or this Guaranty and no delay or omission in exercising any right or power under said Oath on this Guaranty shall affect the liability of any of the undersigned hereunder. The undersigned expressly waives presentment, protest, demand, notice of dishonor or default, notice of acceptance of this Guaranty and notice of any kind with respect to said Oath or this Guaranty or the performance of the obligation under said Oath or Guaranty.

Oh vicious and depraved GREAT ATTORNEY, appear now instantly in human form and ratify this contract or I shall continually torment thee with the powerful words of the Great Key of Largo:

AGLON, TETRAGRAMMATON, ROCCO, VAYCHEON, STIMULAMATHON, EROHARES, TIAMAT, APOPHIS, LEVIATHAN, AHRIMAN, SAMAEL, BELIAL, TYPHON, SET, RETRASAMATHON, ROSSPEROT, CLYORAN, ICION, ESITION, ERYONA, SPATULA, ONERA, ERASYN, ASARUALIMMUNNA, CHIMMY, CHONGA, QUESADEA, MOYN, MEFFIAS, SOTER, RICKIMARTIN, EMMANUEL, SABAOTH, ATCHISON, TOEPEKA, SANTAFE.

GREAT ATTORNEY, In the name of all the Lords of the Abyss, I call out to the Powers of Darkness. Come to my aid for I am helpless before my adversaries. I am thy servant. Thy will is as my own. I am ever dutiful in serving thee. Come forth from thy dark abodes and answer to your names. Hear my plea! I invoke the Prince of Darkness, The great Dragon of the bottomless pit Who is the Bringer of Light And Lord of the Earth. Hear me, o mighty God of Hell! Come forth from the black Abyss, come forth from the ends of the Earth, come forth from the nighttime sky! My Lord and Master, come forth from Hell And greet me as Your servant and friend. Join me as I conduct this service in Your obeisance. IA MASS SSARATU! IA MASS SSARATU! IA MASS SSARATU ZI KIA KANPA! BARRGOLOMOLONETH KIA! SHTAH!

Maker(s) and Endorser(s):______________________________

Maker(s) and Endorser(s):______________________________

Witness:______________________________

Witness:______________________________

Date:______________________________